Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Paintertainment

Actually, it's 'prepertainment' in this case.

My table/work bench in it's current glory.

I have spent my wargaming time of the past couple of weeks on those things that take a lot of time for little apparent, immediate ‘output’; prep’ing, undercoating and basing figures ready for painting. I am also back building ships in somewhat of a production line. I decided to finish all the ones that I have (and three scratch-builds) before the end of the year, which will only leave the eight ships in seven kits (one has two Japanese subs) that I have on order but are yet to be available. All going to plan, come end of December, the grand total built will come to 195 (32 made by Julian, 28 3D-printed and 137 made by me). These will cover all that I need/want for late ’41–’43 and I expect all for the late war actions too.

I have divided the ambitious plan that I devised earlier in the month into two time periods: October to December and January to March. The items in the first period are more ambitious than those in the latter, so we’ll see how much carries over, hahaha!

I have been watching some old classics (and not so classics) while I have been doing the figure prep. and ship building.

The Wild Geese

This latest film-watching feast was started by a post on Jeffer's Battle '77 blog that had me look to find a copy of 'The Wild Geese' to watch again. There is a digitised version from a VHS on archive.org. Perfect. Makes it like a home viewing ‘of the times'. I have not seen the film since an original viewing at the cinema in Darwin as a young fella. Geez it’s good. It has all the things that most modern films don’t. Plot, character development, not needing things to blow up in the first five minutes. In fact, there is not much ‘action’ until the last hour, but it is completely engrossing. Some excellent dialogue between the main characters. A two-minute sequence of the fellas flying on a herky-bird to the drop zone, alone in their own thoughts, fears and anticipation. The whole thing leaves you in doubt and with some angst over right and wrong. ‘Cept for merchant bankers. The rhyming slang always holds. Top flick.

As if on cue, Stu has posted about this top game.

Code Name Wild Geese

In searching for the above, I found this. Watched it first. What a load of drivel. Clearly Lewis Collins, Ernest Borgnine and Lee Van Cleef needed the cash. It has the quality of being made over a long weekend, but they took the last day off. It’s so bad that it is compelling to see how bad it can get. And a real laugh, coz it’s such a joke. Especially the car chase in the tunnel. Priceless.

Who Dares Wins

I had saved a copy of this and not watched it previously. I watched it after Code Name… It showed that Collins could act if script, direction and production were good. Not to the standard of 'The Wild Geese' (which I watched as the last of the three), but a pretty good script, good acting, dramatic moments. Our 'WA-own' Judy Davis as the femme fatale is excellent as well as pleasing to the eye.

The Master of Ballantrae

A 1984 TV movie. R.L. Stevenson was a weird cat wasn’t he? I remember trying to read 'Treasure Island' as a young fella. Could not get into it. This is darker stuff, characters with no redeeming features and a really convoluted tale.

The Devils

Another that I saved long ago but had not watched. A Ken Russell film based on, apparently, a book entitled 'The Devils of Loudun' by Aldous Huxley. Classic Russell stuff. Artistic, weird and wonderful but bloody ‘punchy’. A forever tale, about what happens when people give in to corruption, distortion of information, political witch-hunts and more. A tale very much for our times.

Midway

The ’76 version. I read the book and saw the film at the time. Have watched it again since, a few years ago. It was good then and is still good. Top cast, good script, use of archival footage, along with much from earlier films, including the excellent Japanese film "Storm Over the Pacific" (1960) which I watched last year. So, so much better than the CGI & World of Warships used in the recent re-make. They also used good mock-ups for Midway (Terminal Island Naval Base, Los Angeles, according to the entry in Wikipedia) and the Essex-class carrier USS Lexington was used for the close-up carrier scenes (for both sides). There are errors, naturally, Yamato is shown incorrectly with only double turrets, looking more like Nagato, the planes drop torpedos on Midway Island, sometimes Vals seem to be shown instead of Kates, Dauntlesses as Devastators, Corsairs (or Hellcats) instead of Wildcats. Yet it captured the tension so well. The good intelligence, bold, sound and poor command decisions and luck. “That is what I want to represent on the tabletop,” I was thinking as I watched the carrier scenes, planes in flight and combat scenes. The same reaction that I have had when viewing archival footage.

Here are some stills c/- the entry on IMDB.

Remember the big deal about 'Sensurround'?!
One of the big stars: a black cat (grey actually).
Kates in formation, shōtai of three planes. Re-used from "Storm Over the Pacific". 
Vals this time. Ditto the source

No it isn't!
Kates dropping torpedoes on Midway. I am pretty sure that it is re-used footage of the attack at Pearl Harbor from "Storm Over the Pacific".
Scratch one flattop.
USS Lexington (CV-16) was used for the on-board footage of the carriers (as noted in the closing credits).

The Dirty Dozen

Not the best WWII romp going around, but I have seen it several times and always enjoyed it. Did so again. Lee Marvin was great. As were the other cast. Mind you, for the first time I reflected on the mission of assassinating German officers (and their consorts), herding them into a bunker and blowing it up. Very much the stuff of that particularly horrible beast called 'total war'.

Kelly’s Heroes

Another re-watch. Very 70s. Very American. The characters seem more Vietnam than WWII. However, the scene of the combat in the town with the three Tigers (refreshingly, actual Tiger tanks from what I could tell) is d@mned good. The parody of the Patton-esque character is cutting.

The Last Days of Patton

A TV movie. Not to the standard of the original Patton, but a good flick nonetheless. Watching it (for the first time) I would like to have asked my Dad how much interest, hysteria perhaps, his car accident and hospitalisation caused in Dad's area of occupied Germany (or elsewhere).

Which one next? Perhaps a re-viewing of Patton to begin with and then we’ll see where my random selection takes me…

On Thursday of the week previous (15/10) I had some work in the late arvo'/evening at Merredin, so stayed overnight. Unlike work trips in years previous, the next day was my own so I decided to do something that I had wanted to do for ages: go to the Merredin Military Museum. I was so pleased that I did.

T'was a glorious kambarang day and an enjoyable, short stroll across the east-west railway to the museum. I did not see that I captured a blowie in the shot until I got this photo ready to post!

It's a small museum, run by volunteers, but is packed with loads and loads of artefacts, 'kit', models, letters, descriptions, vehicles and planes. The contents have mainly been donated or are on permanent loan from local people, some have been purchased or gifted. The volunteers have done the restoration work. Much remains to be done, but they are getting long in the tooth now.

I took over 80 photos. Here are a few to give a taste of what is there.

Approaching the entrance.

Restored 6" howitzer at the entrance.

One of the exhibits in the WWI room.

The WWII room.
Munitions. All rendered inoperable, naturally.
Communications room.
Part of the Korea, Vietnam and 'modern' room.
'Huey', Bell and APC in the courtyard. 
Black Cat. Not fully restored, main wings on ground behind it, but still magnificent.
Restored vehicles and guns in the main shed.
This Stuart 'Honey' shows the amount of work and wonderful job of restoration that has been achieved with the others.
As does this M3 Grant.

There are several other military museums around the wheatbelt, as there are in other country towns around Oz. I have been meaning for ages to get to at least the 'local' one and will make it my 'business' to get on and visit them.

15 comments:

  1. Cracking write-up—looks like a dead productive spot of prepping on the workbench, and a brilliant selection of classic films to keep you company!

    All the best, Andy

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  2. Thanks Andrew. Plenty of both to keep me entertained!

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  3. Great to see the armada growing James and with so many ships built I am sure you will get it completed. Midway was such an epic film when it was first released and remarkably not racist - no funny accents for the Japanese.

    That is a fantastic collection for a small town museum. The amount of restoration required for the tanks is exceptional. I have seen the videos that the Australian Armour and Artillery Museum in Cairns put on youtube for restorations and it can take a day just to do something simple and they have specialised staff and plenty of resources.

    Kalgoorlie being Kalgoorlie I assume that the "water" tower is full of beer 😂

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    1. Cheers Ben. Great what the small town museums have. That museum in Cairns is 'famous' and looks a ripper from the photos that I have seen online. I may well get to it. A return visit to the War Memorial in Canberra is on the card and I would like to see Mephisto, the only remaining A7V in Brizzie too.
      Beer; it's not just for breakfast! Kalgoorlie Bitter is a beer of course. There's a strong link 'tween Merredin and Kal, with the founder of the famous Cummins Theatre in Merredin coming from Kalgoorlie.

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  4. Busy times James, some classic movies there, always worth a watch the lot of them that's for sure. What a great looking little museum, these type of museum are always well worth a visit, so well done a real labour of love by the people behind the scenes.

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    1. You are so right about those museums. Like so many things they rely on passionate volunteers and there is a concern over who will assume the baton.

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  5. Well you’ve been a busy lad haven’t you?! I also watched the wild geese last week so some weird synchronicity going on. Love the museum, thanks for taking us there with you.

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    1. Thanks Mark. Did Jeffers lure you into re-watching The Wild Geese too?

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  6. Some decent films there! And that is a lovely little museum, worth supporting. Quick note on the Kelly’s Heroes Tigers: they were modified T34s. The Shermans were real, though. Midway used a lot of Tora Tora Tora scenes (which has been on terrestrial TV twice this week!) and even pinched some scenes fro the Battle of Britain! Although they spliced in real combat footage, so there is a real mishmash of aeroplanes. Not a bad retelling, though.

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    1. Thanks for dropping by and esp. for clarifying re. the Tigers. I wondered why they did not look quite right to me, but could not pick it and they were d@mned well disguised. Certainly hugely better than the stand-ins in "The Battle of the Bulge" or, worse still, the few seconds of "Tank Force" that I scrolled through before deciding that I did not need to watch it!
      Yeah, I had seen that they used scenes from "Battle of Britain" and "Tora! Tora! Tora!" as well as lots of "Storm Over the Pacific". You see a the silhouette of a Spitfire at least once. I have seen the "Battle of Britain", of course, a few times, but yet to watch "Tora! Tora! Tora!" which I did not get to after my first viewing of "Storm Over the Pacific" and the 1968 follow-up "Admiral Yamamoto", both with the incomparable Mifune and both highly recommended. In that little 'blitz' of film watching I also took in the 1981 "The Imperial Navy", which concluded the story, used footage from the previous two but was not quite up to their standard. I have the 1967 "Japan's Longest Day" yet to watch. I should make sure that it and "Tora! Tora! Tora!" get it into this little phase of fil-um watching. The first of these is more of a challenge as it's a bit trickier to do stuff while watching the subtitled ones!

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    2. Tora x 3 is a superb film. You know what the ending is, but it racks up the tension brilliantly. It helps that the Japanese scenes were directed by a Japanese crew, so they are distinct from the American scenes.

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    3. Now have watched it and it certainly is! It had me at the opening scene with the magnificent representation of Nagato. Looked exactly like the model that I finished earlier in the year, 'cept their's had life-sized sailors all over it. Brilliant set. (I'll have follow-up viewings too since watching while doing stuff I was not watching everything and had to 'rewind' bits—especially to read the subtitles for the scenes in Japanese).Telling the story from both sides was a top aspect, as you said. It was great that they did not hide the errors, poor judgement and failings of command/decision-making on the US side too. While it's great to have the battle scenes over actual Pearl Harbor, using a modern version means that it's a bit too developed c/- '41, especially Pearl City. Can't have it all, but, hey? If you've not seen them, I highly recommend the earlier Japanese trilogy. I found versions, with subtitles on the interweb. I think I prefer the scenes of the attack from "Storm Over the Pacific" over those in "Tora! Tora! Tora!"; but it's like nominating your favourite figure.

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  8. Sounds like a good selection of films and a lovely museum and as Jeffers said the Kellys heroes Tigers are based on T34s, the turret is a bit too far forward, they did the same T34/Tiger set up for saving Private Ryan but used the real Tiger from the Tank museum in Fury, theres a nice T54/55 panther in Poland and a bloke knovking off stug 3s in the midlands based on the old British army apc that was like an m113?
    Bedt Iain

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  9. A nice selection of films. Not sure that I would actually get much done if they were on.

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